Women are good.
MY woman is WONDERFUL.
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
She looks so damned surprised
Over the last year, on my iTunes, I’ve taken the songs by The Jon from the SPG albums and put them in a solo album titled “Echos of Yesteryear, from The Jon.”
Because I like his music; it’s like hippy space magic. I just don’t think it fits with the rest of the jazz.
did you guys know that
parts of the u.s. government
are on tumblr
cause I totally didn’t
Anonymous asked: Happy Unbirthday! Have a cup of tea on me! (But not on me, because that would be kind of uncomfortable!) I have no actual present for you, but hopefully this message makes you smile, and that would count as a present, yes? Hope you enjoy it! And remember that if any problems come along, always remember to melt it's face. Sincerely mad, the Maskmaker.
When not to sing Let It Go…
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC MONSTER CREATED THIS!!!
That is not what I was expecting…..
WHY OH MY GOD
MOTHER OF SHIT.
I’M GONNA FUCKIN
WHAT THE FUCK
….I’m broken guys
Today, my most-adorable Tesla consented to accompany me to the Rollerdrome.
Did we fall that gracefully?
True, but we fell together.
So, even though I’m covered in bruises, I feel pretty damned good.
Leonardo DiCaprio is like that one A+ student the teacher gives B’s because they think he can do better.