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cannibalpsychopath:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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(via markipliers-nipples)

nothingwittierthanachicago:

muppetmolly:

muppetmolly:

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

I told this to my mom once and all she said was “That’s different, your brother/father is a man.” How does that make the hygiene any different??

It doesn’t. It’s kinda like 

"Mom, I don’t get paid as much as my brother."
"That’s because he’s a man."

There is no logic. There are no reasons that actually make sense these days. It’s just people uncomfortable thinking about the questions before they give an answer..

tastefullyoffensive:

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(via that-1-goth-girl)

theburninglotus:

camdamage:

mor ulv pt iiburning lotus | by cam damage

Jeez, Cam. This is just so awesome! 

Another from the shoot at the TBL studio from Cam. And for those who would like me to smile… how about me laughing my ass off?! 

(via itwas-corneliofuck)

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

(via giraffeandhat)

the-insultana-of-ott:

bex-chan:

i woke up to this

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and actually fell out of bed

and then this was in the article

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so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

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(via itwas-corneliofuck)

iknownothingsmakingsense:

squeewentthefangirl:

just noticed how ron is rubbing harry’s hair here while his brother rubs his as well and now i’m having head canon’s that ron did it because that’s how his brothers show affection and he thought of harry as a brother and help i am having hp feels

But notice how how (is that Fred or George? Can’t tell from this moment of gif. But no matter) the elder Weasley isn’t just rubbing Ron’s hair, but Harry’s as well. Because Ron isn’t the only one who considers Harry a brother in such a short amount of time. The whole Weasley clan already consider him family.

iknownothingsmakingsense:

squeewentthefangirl:

just noticed how ron is rubbing harry’s hair here while his brother rubs his as well and now i’m having head canon’s that ron did it because that’s how his brothers show affection and he thought of harry as a brother and help i am having hp feels

But notice how how (is that Fred or George? Can’t tell from this moment of gif. But no matter) the elder Weasley isn’t just rubbing Ron’s hair, but Harry’s as well. Because Ron isn’t the only one who considers Harry a brother in such a short amount of time. The whole Weasley clan already consider him family.

(Source: andalesia, via itwas-corneliofuck)

shining-magically:

my dash today

(via demonicdorothy)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via giraffeandhat)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

(Source: scenicroutes, via itwas-corneliofuck)